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Via http://www.hulu.com/watch/22431/onion-news-network-warcraft-sequel-lets-gamers-play-a-character-playing-warcraft

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Good move buddy…

The “Lawsuit Zeus,” also known as “Johnny Sue-nami,” filed a lawsuit this week in federal court seeking an injunction to stop the Guinness Book of World Records from naming him as the person who has filed the most lawsuits in the history of mankind.

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Riches alleges that Guinness is planning to print false information about the number of lawsuits he has filed, which he says is more than 4,000 worldwide. And he objects to the names Guinness intends to call him, including: “The litigator crusader,” the “duke of lawsuits,” “Johnny Sue-nami,” “Sue-per-man” and the “Patrick Ewing of suing.”

I think he’s suing over the term “Patrick Ewing of suing” – who wants to be compared to Patrick Ewing?

via Spokesman.com | Man sues book over most-litigious crown | May 23, 2009.

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This shirt is real ultimate power…

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

Digg.com: OMG The Reviews of this T-Shirt on Amazon!.

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The German Federal Institute for Risk Assessment says there isn’t enough cocaine in Red Bull to actually do anything, so why is it in there?

Six German states have told retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after a test found a trace amount of cocaine.

The bans started Friday after a sample test conducted by authorities in North Rhine-Westphalia state found 0.4 micrograms per liter in the drink.

Five other states also banned it from shops amid concerns over possible narcotics law violations.

via The Associated Press: Cocaine test prompts Red Bull removal in Germany.

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Democratic Speed Reader

The Republicans tried to stall the proceedings by making the Democrats read 900 pages of a bill. They changed everything by hiring a speed reader.

via Democratic Speed Reader from TubularGoldmine.

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If the Academy Award nominated “Shawshank Redemption” was made in 1983, this is probably what the last twenty minutes would look like.

Awesome 80s Montage: Shawshank Redemption.

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These are the best corn dogs money can buy (in the grocery store):

A classic corn dog with beefed-up taste These beauties feature a juicy, all-beef frank wrapped in State Fairs signature honey-sweetened cornbread batter. Available in 5- and 8-count boxes and 12-count individually wrapped boxes.

via Welcome to State Fair – Corn Dogs.

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Not Lame: beer and (beef) corn dogs

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The link is to the right in the sidebar, but it has to be highlighted: KindaLame.com is proud to host Ill Poetic’s two mixtapes of Joe Budden & Portishead and NIN & Outkast.

NINaliens – Ill Poetic Presents Outkast Meets Nine Inch Nails

via Kinda Lame » Ill Poetic Free Music Downloads.

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According to the GAO GPS may go dark next year;

It’s unclear whether the U.S. Air Force will be able to acquire new satellites in time to prevent disruption in GPS service for military and civilian users, according to the report.

The GAO said that the Air Force has struggled in recent years to stay within cost and scheduling constraints while building GPS satellites. So far, one satellite program has incurred cost overruns of $870 million and the launch of its first satellite has been pushed back three years to November 2009

Of course some idiot has the idea to make the service private – because that always solves the world’s problems. Maybe he would want the service managed by a Chinese firm? It’s managed by the Air Force for a reason (even without Selective Availability in play):

“Hand it over to a private firm, using ongoing accountability in both system performance and cost efficiencies as benchmarks.”

Once you hand it over to a private firm you’ll start seeing fee’s to access the GPS satellites. And they would be able to charge whatever they like since they would be the only ones with access to the GPS satellite network. Privatizing is not always a good idea. We’re already paying for the satellites through taxes, we don’t need another fee just to access them.

via GPS Could Fail Next Year, Warns GAO — GPS — InformationWeek.