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Hoping to boost profits by cutting into the valuable market share currently occupied by Apple’s popular iPhone 4S, top American rice manufacturer Uncle Ben’s announced plans Tuesday to release its first-ever smartphone.

Uncle Ben’s, a company traditionally known for producing white, whole-grain brown, and flavored rices, confirmed a Nov. 23 launch date for its new “Basmati” phone, a 4G-capable device expected to serve as the brand’s flagship product as the company makes its entry into the lucrative mobile technology sector.

via Uncle Ben’s To Compete Against Apple With Brand-New Smartphone | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

[editorial note; Fox News, this is from a fake news site called The Onion, you’ve run their stories before as true, this isn’t a insight on the iPhone 5]