Lame: The Huffington Post is Becoming the New York Post

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Lame, News, Photo, Satire, Screenshot on August 19th, 2010 by admin

I have to say, I’m kinda surprised that The Huffington Post would run this type of thing, but at least they are getting good at perfecting their inner-tabloid (link: Brittany Murphy’s Mom Fucked Brittany Murphy’s Husband After Brittany Murphy Died – Proof She Did It All For The Nookie) …

Julianna Margulies Has The Perfect Mouth To Make You Happy - Oral Sex, I'm Talking Oral Sex Here

HuffPost - Julianna Margulies Must Love Oral Sex (Giving) - The HuffPost Caption Reads: Julianna Margulies BLOWS UP At Reporter Over Oral Sex Question

According to the article – Margulies swallows, hardcore.

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Lame: Hairy Vaginas Are Worth A Cosmo Headline

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Lame, Photo on August 19th, 2010 by admin

You have to admire that font…

Untamed Va-Jay-Jays - Guess What Sexy Style is Back

Untamed Va-Jay-Jays - Guess What Sexy Style is Back

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Not Lame: OMFG Olivia Is On The Daily Show Now

Posted in Comedy, Funny, News, Not Lame, Photo, Politics, Review, Screenshot, Video on July 3rd, 2010 by admin
Olivia Munn on The Daily Show

Olivia Munn - Espionage Correspondent

Praise Allah, Jesus and L. Ron Hubbard! Olivia Munn, the sexy German-Irish-Chinese goddess looks to be a new corespondent on The Daily Show. This has to be groundbreaking for her, to get on another channel than G4, even if it is Comedy Central. Don’t get me wrong, Attack of the Show is great, her and Kevin Pereira are great together – but any time we get to see more of her and people start asking for more only good things can happen.

Apparently though, this is not her first appearance on the show, I just had no idea. Excuse me while I continue to overreact.

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Birds Released From Oil Spill – To New “Home”

Posted in Comedy, FAIL, Funny, Kinda Lame, News, Satire on June 5th, 2010 by admin

You might as well get it out of the way and realize it’s Katrina all over again. These poor birds were living their lives and got covered in oil and now they are in the jail known as the Sherburne Wildlife Area. Why is everyone being shipped out of Louisiana? Did we sell it back 10 years ago and this is all part of the final steps? Now all of New Orleans, and now these poor birds are being “cleaned up” and shipped away – in this case a total of 80 whole kilometers! It’s very sad, serious business;

“He is scoping around his new home,” Sharon Taylor, a Corrections Officer with the US Fish and Wildlife Marshal Service, says of the prisoner.

The bird then took a few steps into fenced in cage before trying out his wings. His smaller companion followed a few minutes later.

“They look right at home here,” said Taylor, surrounded by fencing dotted by hardened birds.

via AFP: Birds released from oily grave, never to see the ocean again.

For me to follow up with: You obligatory oil spill humor, the original link to the Mario Brothers – BP Oil Edition. Instant classic.

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French People Invented Skype in 1910

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Lame, Photo, Video on April 7th, 2010 by admin

Some guy named Christopher found a little post card that shows there is prior art for Skype and other webcam software (yeah, I know Skype was the late-comer – but who gets a CU-SeeMe reference today?).

Check it, it’s kinda creepy. Even shows how French people invented the Interwebs.

From a French postcard c. 1910. Notice the caption which translates as “In the year 2000.” Not too far off, except for the costumes.

via Christopher Herot’s Weblog: Videoconferencing c. 1910.

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Lame: Jailhouse shoving match more exciting than it really was

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Lame, News, Satire on October 13th, 2009 by admin

Madoff, serving 150 years at the Butner, NC, federal prison, was heard last week getting into a heated debate over the state of the market with another senior-citizen jailbird.

The shouting match got so heated that the inmate pushed Madoff, who shoved back harder with both hands, causing his attacker to stumble.

As the attacker tried to stand up straight, Madoff hovered over him red-faced and glaring, eyewitnesses said.

via Bernies bruising battle — over stocks!.

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Not Lame: Extreme Parkour!

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, Not Lame, Video, Youtube on August 13th, 2009 by admin

Chris Hardwick will pwn your office!

Via …WEB SOUP… / G4

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Kinda Lame: 4QQ.Org Dating – A Place For Love

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Kinda Lame, Satire, World of Warcraft on July 22nd, 2009 by admin

My latest labor:

Io_LF_LOVE: I’m a male Blood Elf Pally looking for a good time - not someone I will need Frost Resistance Aura to shield me from your heart. Don’t let my Righteous Fury fool you, I’m a gentle toon looking to cast Hand of Protection to save you from these other noobs. I’m stacked with gold and good looking – you will see me and think you were hit with Hammer of Justice you’ll be so stunned. If you make me see the Holy Light I will give you my Devotion Aura. If you play games I will cast Hand of Freedom. I don’t Lay on Hands on the first date ladies, so don’t ask. Any class/race is okay, no Alliance please. Drug free, diseases are okay, I have Cleanse.

via 4QQ.Org – A Place For Love.

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Why I Should Watch More YouTube: Shamwow Parodies

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, Not Lame, Video, Youtube on July 11th, 2009 by admin

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.

Via: YouTube – Shamwow Dub Parody – Scamnow.

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Not Lame: Blog to Read: “The DCeiver” – Seriously Funny Political Shit

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, News, Not Lame, Politics, Review, Satire on June 17th, 2009 by admin

If you are going to read one political blog to make you laugh, and maybe cry, from laughing, it should be The DCeiver. Check out the sample post I stole below (yes, in its entirety because I’m just that lame). KTHXBAI…

Via Andrew Sullivan, here’s a look at the socialism that Sarah Palin has been warning you about, because she can see it from her porch or some shit:

Yeah, so, it goes like this. First, they came for $82.3 billion, and I said nothing, because FUCK DUDE, we still had $39.2 trillion, and yeah, I was like, “WOO, POP SOME CRISTAL UP IN THIS PIECE!” and anyway, did you know we are using some of that money to make another Final Destination sequel? It’s TRUE, we are, and yeah, I’D LOVE TO SEE CAPITALISM EXPLAIN THAT.

via The DCeiver: Meet You In The Breadline, Comrades!.

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