Lame: Jailhouse shoving match more exciting than it really was

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Lame, News, Satire on October 13th, 2009 by admin

Madoff, serving 150 years at the Butner, NC, federal prison, was heard last week getting into a heated debate over the state of the market with another senior-citizen jailbird.

The shouting match got so heated that the inmate pushed Madoff, who shoved back harder with both hands, causing his attacker to stumble.

As the attacker tried to stand up straight, Madoff hovered over him red-faced and glaring, eyewitnesses said.

via Bernies bruising battle — over stocks!.

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Not Lame: Extreme Parkour!

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, Not Lame, Video, Youtube on August 13th, 2009 by admin

Chris Hardwick will pwn your office!

Via …WEB SOUP… / G4

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Kinda Lame: 4QQ.Org Dating – A Place For Love

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Kinda Lame, Satire, World of Warcraft on July 22nd, 2009 by admin

My latest labor:

Io_LF_LOVE: I’m a male Blood Elf Pally looking for a good time - not someone I will need Frost Resistance Aura to shield me from your heart. Don’t let my Righteous Fury fool you, I’m a gentle toon looking to cast Hand of Protection to save you from these other noobs. I’m stacked with gold and good looking – you will see me and think you were hit with Hammer of Justice you’ll be so stunned. If you make me see the Holy Light I will give you my Devotion Aura. If you play games I will cast Hand of Freedom. I don’t Lay on Hands on the first date ladies, so don’t ask. Any class/race is okay, no Alliance please. Drug free, diseases are okay, I have Cleanse.

via 4QQ.Org – A Place For Love.

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Why I Should Watch More YouTube: Shamwow Parodies

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, Not Lame, Video, Youtube on July 11th, 2009 by admin

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.

Via: YouTube – Shamwow Dub Parody – Scamnow.

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Not Lame: Blog to Read: “The DCeiver” – Seriously Funny Political Shit

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, News, Not Lame, Politics, Review, Satire on June 17th, 2009 by admin

If you are going to read one political blog to make you laugh, and maybe cry, from laughing, it should be The DCeiver. Check out the sample post I stole below (yes, in its entirety because I’m just that lame). KTHXBAI…

Via Andrew Sullivan, here’s a look at the socialism that Sarah Palin has been warning you about, because she can see it from her porch or some shit:

Yeah, so, it goes like this. First, they came for $82.3 billion, and I said nothing, because FUCK DUDE, we still had $39.2 trillion, and yeah, I was like, “WOO, POP SOME CRISTAL UP IN THIS PIECE!” and anyway, did you know we are using some of that money to make another Final Destination sequel? It’s TRUE, we are, and yeah, I’D LOVE TO SEE CAPITALISM EXPLAIN THAT.

via The DCeiver: Meet You In The Breadline, Comrades!.

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Not Lame: The Annotated White House Flickr Feed Via The Awl

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, News, Not Lame, Photo, Politics, Review, Satire on June 17th, 2009 by admin

Ana Marie Cox and Jason Linkins annotate White House images taken by Pete Souza – Link at the bottom, hilarious.

We’re gonna leave the old man alone. He’s a hero.

But fuck this guy.

via The Annotated White House Flickr Feed, With Ana Marie Cox And Jason Linkins | The Awl.

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Not Lame (!) People Amass For Reverse Migration;”Beavers return to Scotland”

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, News, Not Lame, Satire on June 1st, 2009 by admin

After a drought the Scottish future has changed.  Last night two hundred families were created when 400 European “beavers” were released into the wild beside a bar in Knapdale, Argyllshire and central London’s night district.

For many men, this was a joyful moment, and for the country step in a long battle to recreate the “beaver” biodiversity of recently barren Scotland, lost in large part to centuries of mass migrations. For their opponents — often drawn from the Glasgow LGBT Men’s Division — it was a disaster, a furry threat to the 1 Million Man Fishing Contest.

Beavers return to Scotland after absence of 400 years.

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