Lame: Cop Downloads Child Porn At Evidence Room PC

Posted in Funny, Lame, News, Politics on November 4th, 2009 by admin

I know what is more shocking about this story; the insinuation that Limewire is used for anything legitimate,  that a cop was dumb enough to break the law at the actual police station or that they have him on camera masturbating to the child porn he downloaded onto a police department computer. Yeah, they couldn’t see his face – but he has a distinctive scar that others could identify.

All I can say is “WOW!” and tell you to read the story yourself, it sure is worth it. It just gets better as you read it.

According to court documents, the State Police Digital Evidence Unit was called in to investigate the department’s computers, and Poirot contacted the town’s network administrator to track Vigiard’s account. The administrator said all computer accounts are protected by passwords, so it is not possible for someone to access an account other than his or her own. The digital evidence unit found that time stamps reporting access to the pornographic files matched the times Vigiard had been logged into the system.

Poirot told state police the Adams Police Department is not properly equipped or trained to handle cases of child pornography so none should be located anywhere on the department’s computers or network.

Via digg.com/The Berkshire Eagle: Not a good idea to masturbate to porn in the police station.

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Lame: Jailhouse shoving match more exciting than it really was

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Lame, News, Satire on October 13th, 2009 by admin

Madoff, serving 150 years at the Butner, NC, federal prison, was heard last week getting into a heated debate over the state of the market with another senior-citizen jailbird.

The shouting match got so heated that the inmate pushed Madoff, who shoved back harder with both hands, causing his attacker to stumble.

As the attacker tried to stand up straight, Madoff hovered over him red-faced and glaring, eyewitnesses said.

via Bernies bruising battle — over stocks!.

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Not Lame: Extreme Parkour!

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, Not Lame, Video, Youtube on August 13th, 2009 by admin

Chris Hardwick will pwn your office!

Via …WEB SOUP… / G4

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Kinda Lame: 4QQ.Org Dating – A Place For Love

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Kinda Lame, Satire, World of Warcraft on July 22nd, 2009 by admin

My latest labor:

Io_LF_LOVE: I’m a male Blood Elf Pally looking for a good time - not someone I will need Frost Resistance Aura to shield me from your heart. Don’t let my Righteous Fury fool you, I’m a gentle toon looking to cast Hand of Protection to save you from these other noobs. I’m stacked with gold and good looking – you will see me and think you were hit with Hammer of Justice you’ll be so stunned. If you make me see the Holy Light I will give you my Devotion Aura. If you play games I will cast Hand of Freedom. I don’t Lay on Hands on the first date ladies, so don’t ask. Any class/race is okay, no Alliance please. Drug free, diseases are okay, I have Cleanse.

via 4QQ.Org – A Place For Love.

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Why I Should Watch More YouTube: Shamwow Parodies

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, Not Lame, Video, Youtube on July 11th, 2009 by admin

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.

Via: YouTube – Shamwow Dub Parody – Scamnow.

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Kinda Lame: Photo Processor Sued For Handing Pot Photos To Police

Posted in Funny, Kinda Lame, News, Photo on July 9th, 2009 by admin

So in the age of digital cameras people are still dumb enough to take photographs of their crimes with film and have them processed by strangers:

A southern Ontario woman suing Black’s Photography over pictures of her marijuana plants will have to produce the photos in court.

Agnieska Wojtanowska says Black’s violated her Charter rights back in 2001 when a worker handed the photos over to police.

Drug charges were later dropped when the pictures were excluded as evidence because they were obtained without a search warrant.

via CTV.ca | Black’s sued for handing pot photos to police.

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Lame: Only God Can Judge Me For Stealing

Posted in Funny, Lame, News on July 9th, 2009 by admin

Man steals tattoo that reads: “Only God Can Judge Me”. Well, I think the prosecutor is going to have fun with you too:

A man commissioned a tattoo artist to imprint “Only God can judge me” on his upper arm Monday and then left without paying, the victim told Denton police.

via Thou shalt not steal? Man stiffs Denton tattoo parlor for religious ink | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Breaking News for Dallas-Fort Worth | Dallas Morning News.

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4QQ.org Is Live! – A Place For Your QQs

Posted in Funny, Lame, News, Rant, Satire, World of Warcraft on July 9th, 2009 by admin

It’s just launched so it’s ugly and light on content. Look for more to come soon! (If you have any suggestions on how a World of Warcraft QQ site should be like, feel free to comment!).

Hello,

My name is Lithin and I QQ all the time, this is my site because I need a place 4 QQs. I wipe heroic runs and then cry that Im kicked.

I needed an Ice Strikers cloak from the elite toon Henzod so I QQd until someone he dropped group to come meet me in Dalaran. I couldnt wait another second for it!!!!

I have a foot fetish and this is my armory page: Lithin the Noble

via A Place For Your QQs.

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Not Lame: Blog to Read: “The DCeiver” – Seriously Funny Political Shit

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, News, Not Lame, Politics, Review, Satire on June 17th, 2009 by admin

If you are going to read one political blog to make you laugh, and maybe cry, from laughing, it should be The DCeiver. Check out the sample post I stole below (yes, in its entirety because I’m just that lame). KTHXBAI…

Via Andrew Sullivan, here’s a look at the socialism that Sarah Palin has been warning you about, because she can see it from her porch or some shit:

Yeah, so, it goes like this. First, they came for $82.3 billion, and I said nothing, because FUCK DUDE, we still had $39.2 trillion, and yeah, I was like, “WOO, POP SOME CRISTAL UP IN THIS PIECE!” and anyway, did you know we are using some of that money to make another Final Destination sequel? It’s TRUE, we are, and yeah, I’D LOVE TO SEE CAPITALISM EXPLAIN THAT.

via The DCeiver: Meet You In The Breadline, Comrades!.

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Not Lame: The Annotated White House Flickr Feed Via The Awl

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, News, Not Lame, Photo, Politics, Review, Satire on June 17th, 2009 by admin

Ana Marie Cox and Jason Linkins annotate White House images taken by Pete Souza – Link at the bottom, hilarious.

We’re gonna leave the old man alone. He’s a hero.

But fuck this guy.

via The Annotated White House Flickr Feed, With Ana Marie Cox And Jason Linkins | The Awl.

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