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Lame: The Huffington Post is Becoming the New York Post

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Lame, News, Photo, Satire, Screenshot on August 19th, 2010 by admin

I have to say, I’m kinda surprised that The Huffington Post would run this type of thing, but at least they are getting good at perfecting their inner-tabloid (link: Brittany Murphy’s Mom Fucked Brittany Murphy’s Husband After Brittany Murphy Died – Proof She Did It All For The Nookie) …

Julianna Margulies Has The Perfect Mouth To Make You Happy - Oral Sex, I'm Talking Oral Sex Here

HuffPost - Julianna Margulies Must Love Oral Sex (Giving) - The HuffPost Caption Reads: Julianna Margulies BLOWS UP At Reporter Over Oral Sex Question

According to the article – Margulies swallows, hardcore.

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via AFP: Birds released from oily grave, never to see the ocean again.

Birds Released From Oil Spill – To New “Home”

Posted in Comedy, FAIL, Funny, Kinda Lame, News, Satire on June 5th, 2010 by admin

You might as well get it out of the way and realize it’s Katrina all over again. These poor birds were living their lives and got covered in oil and now they are in the jail known as the Sherburne Wildlife Area. Why is everyone being shipped out of Louisiana? Did we sell it back 10 years ago and this is all part of the final steps? Now all of New Orleans, and now these poor birds are being “cleaned up” and shipped away – in this case a total of 80 whole kilometers! It’s very sad, serious business;

“He is scoping around his new home,” Sharon Taylor, a Corrections Officer with the US Fish and Wildlife Marshal Service, says of the prisoner.

The bird then took a few steps into fenced in cage before trying out his wings. His smaller companion followed a few minutes later.

“They look right at home here,” said Taylor, surrounded by fencing dotted by hardened birds.

For me to follow up with: You obligatory oil spill humor, the original link to the Mario Brothers – BP Oil Edition. Instant classic.

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No, It’s Okay! We Can Say That Now, Sarah Said So.

Posted in News, Politics, Review, Satire on February 10th, 2010 by admin

Hey White People, how’s it going? It’s an amazing time we live in, that’s for sure. We found out if we can say the notorious “N” word from Chris Rock (not really, but we now know the exact moment in time when it is okay!). Now we are learning that it is okay to say the once used, now retired “R” word. That’s right, retarded is making a comeback. We can even go full on retarded! It’s not offensive anymore to people with difficulties because Queen Royal of the White People said it’s okay – no word from the King Master of the White People Barack Obama however (face it, he can be the king – he is the damn President, it’s by default in ‘merica).

You see – Sarah Palin, the very same failed Vice Presidential Candidate of yesteryear, explained for us when it is okay to say retarded. The test is that if you are joking, doing it for show and trying to get a rise out of someone it is okay. Behind closed doors in anger – not okay. You can’t be going around now telling everyone they are retarded just because you are angry. But making fun of Bob the office clown’s antics at the water cooler – okay! You can tell everyone how much he “LOOKS LIKE A FACK’N RETARD!” and everyone can ROFLCOPTER till lunch.

Minorities, consult your local leadership, I can’t tell you when and where to say retarded. Queen Sarah doesn’t speak for you (but you knew that I’m sure, unless you’re retarded). This ability to be able to – run around the local theme park yelling “RETARD, RETARD!, RETARD!” is a very freeing thing. WP, you know how much you are going to love this? Grocery store, bags of frozen peas on your head and your friends yelling at your retarded ways. That’s definitely not lame.

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Tags: American Political Discourse, FAIL, Lame that Rahm Emmanuel said retard, Not Lame that Rush Limbaugh said retard, retard, retarded, Sarah Palin, The difference between your vagina and your mouth is that only some of the things that come out of your vagina are retarded

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Not Lame: Telling Gmail Users Not To F*** Up

Posted in Clip, Not Lame, Rant, Satire on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Let’s face it – people are idiots. They can’t manage a simple task and need to be reminded ever five minutes not to kill themselves with household products. My favorite’s Comet & coffeepots. The following snippet is a gem from the Gmail IMAP Client Setup, or how to get your Gmail on your phone, Outlook, whatever…

I love the entire set of warnings in the instruction set, especially since it starts with: Do NOT save deleted messages on the server. It gets fun in part three, my emphasis.

Do NOT save deleted messages to your [Gmail]/All Mail folder as some clients will try to empty this folder and ultimately fail. This can lead to delayed mail access or excessive battery consumption on a mobile device.

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Lame: The Net After Net Neutrality Dies (Image)

Posted in Lame, News, Politics, Rant, Satire on October 28th, 2009 by admin

Via @ Digg (author unknown)

If this looks like your cable TV pricing structure you know how this will screw us all out of every dime we have. (Click for full size image)

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Lame: Jailhouse shoving match more exciting than it really was

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Lame, News, Satire on October 13th, 2009 by admin

Madoff, serving 150 years at the Butner, NC, federal prison, was heard last week getting into a heated debate over the state of the market with another senior-citizen jailbird.

The shouting match got so heated that the inmate pushed Madoff, who shoved back harder with both hands, causing his attacker to stumble.

As the attacker tried to stand up straight, Madoff hovered over him red-faced and glaring, eyewitnesses said.

via Bernies bruising battle — over stocks!.

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Kinda Lame: 4QQ.Org Dating – A Place For Love

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Kinda Lame, Satire, World of Warcraft on July 22nd, 2009 by admin

My latest labor:

Io_LF_LOVE: I’m a male Blood Elf Pally looking for a good time - not someone I will need Frost Resistance Aura to shield me from your heart. Don’t let my Righteous Fury fool you, I’m a gentle toon looking to cast Hand of Protection to save you from these other noobs. I’m stacked with gold and good looking – you will see me and think you were hit with Hammer of Justice you’ll be so stunned. If you make me see the Holy Light I will give you my Devotion Aura. If you play games I will cast Hand of Freedom. I don’t Lay on Hands on the first date ladies, so don’t ask. Any class/race is okay, no Alliance please. Drug free, diseases are okay, I have Cleanse.

via 4QQ.Org – A Place For Love.

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4QQ.org Is Live! – A Place For Your QQs

Posted in Funny, Lame, News, Rant, Satire, World of Warcraft on July 9th, 2009 by admin

It’s just launched so it’s ugly and light on content. Look for more to come soon! (If you have any suggestions on how a World of Warcraft QQ site should be like, feel free to comment!).

Hello,

My name is Lithin and I QQ all the time, this is my site because I need a place 4 QQs. I wipe heroic runs and then cry that Im kicked.

I needed an Ice Strikers cloak from the elite toon Henzod so I QQd until someone he dropped group to come meet me in Dalaran. I couldnt wait another second for it!!!!

I have a foot fetish and this is my armory page: Lithin the Noble

via A Place For Your QQs.

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via The DCeiver: Meet You In The Breadline, Comrades!.

Not Lame: Blog to Read: “The DCeiver” – Seriously Funny Political Shit

Posted in Clip, Comedy, Funny, News, Not Lame, Politics, Review, Satire on June 17th, 2009 by admin

If you are going to read one political blog to make you laugh, and maybe cry, from laughing, it should be The DCeiver. Check out the sample post I stole below (yes, in its entirety because I’m just that lame). KTHXBAI…

Via Andrew Sullivan, here’s a look at the socialism that Sarah Palin has been warning you about, because she can see it from her porch or some shit:

Yeah, so, it goes like this. First, they came for $82.3 billion, and I said nothing, because FUCK DUDE, we still had $39.2 trillion, and yeah, I was like, “WOO, POP SOME CRISTAL UP IN THIS PIECE!” and anyway, did you know we are using some of that money to make another Final Destination sequel? It’s TRUE, we are, and yeah, I’D LOVE TO SEE CAPITALISM EXPLAIN THAT.

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