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Kitten with a whip, Teddy bear in chains, Puss in leather boots, tail, swish swish, spread on a bed; rising thigh high; take what you will, fantasy games, black rubber suits; get what you wish. deep in your head. making him cry. Squirm from the blows, Now pussy's all hot, Teddy bear sighs; writhe from the pain; from the power trip; kitty's on top; but teddy bear knows, ready or not, there's fire in her eyes, that he wants it again. next swing's from and the cat won't stop. the hip. The world explodes, Teddy's still tied; Kitten with a whip, her claws dig in; lying all alone; tail, swish swish, then kitty cat goes, even if he tried, take what you will, cause she's through he couldn't go home. get what you wish. with him. -- Kitten With A Whip Want Another? Hit Refresh (F5)! Fortunes Last Updated January 12, 2005 02:03:21 AM UTC/GMT Latest Addition(s): Slashdot Sigs, More Sigs!

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