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No, It’s Okay! We Can Say That Now, Sarah Said So.

Posted in News, Politics, Review, Satire on February 10th, 2010 by admin

Hey White People, how’s it going? It’s an amazing time we live in, that’s for sure. We found out if we can say the notorious “N” word from Chris Rock (not really, but we now know the exact moment in time when it is okay!). Now we are learning that it is okay to say the once used, now retired “R” word. That’s right, retarded is making a comeback. We can even go full on retarded! It’s not offensive anymore to people with difficulties because Queen Royal of the White People said it’s okay – no word from the King Master of the White People Barack Obama however (face it, he can be the king – he is the damn President, it’s by default in ‘merica).

You see – Sarah Palin, the very same failed Vice Presidential Candidate of yesteryear, explained for us when it is okay to say retarded. The test is that if you are joking, doing it for show and trying to get a rise out of someone it is okay. Behind closed doors in anger – not okay. You can’t be going around now telling everyone they are retarded just because you are angry. But making fun of Bob the office clown’s antics at the water cooler – okay! You can tell everyone how much he “LOOKS LIKE A FACK’N RETARD!” and everyone can ROFLCOPTER till lunch.

Minorities, consult your local leadership, I can’t tell you when and where to say retarded. Queen Sarah doesn’t speak for you (but you knew that I’m sure, unless you’re retarded). This ability to be able to – run around the local theme park yelling “RETARD, RETARD!, RETARD!” is a very freeing thing. WP, you know how much you are going to love this? Grocery store, bags of frozen peas on your head and your friends yelling at your retarded ways. That’s definitely not lame.

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Tags: American Political Discourse, FAIL, Lame that Rahm Emmanuel said retard, Not Lame that Rush Limbaugh said retard, retard, retarded, Sarah Palin, The difference between your vagina and your mouth is that only some of the things that come out of your vagina are retarded

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Not Lame: Telling Gmail Users Not To F*** Up

Posted in Clip, Not Lame, Rant, Satire on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Let’s face it – people are idiots. They can’t manage a simple task and need to be reminded ever five minutes not to kill themselves with household products. My favorite’s Comet & coffeepots. The following snippet is a gem from the Gmail IMAP Client Setup, or how to get your Gmail on your phone, Outlook, whatever…

I love the entire set of warnings in the instruction set, especially since it starts with: Do NOT save deleted messages on the server. It gets fun in part three, my emphasis.

Do NOT save deleted messages to your [Gmail]/All Mail folder as some clients will try to empty this folder and ultimately fail. This can lead to delayed mail access or excessive battery consumption on a mobile device.

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Lame: The Net After Net Neutrality Dies (Image)

Posted in Lame, News, Politics, Rant, Satire on October 28th, 2009 by admin

Via @ Digg (author unknown)

If this looks like your cable TV pricing structure you know how this will screw us all out of every dime we have. (Click for full size image)

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Tags: digg, FAIL, FCC, image, internet, net neutrality, News, Not Lame, Politics, pricing, Rant, rip-off

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via CTV.ca | Black’s sued for handing pot photos to police.

Kinda Lame: Photo Processor Sued For Handing Pot Photos To Police

Posted in Funny, Kinda Lame, News, Photo on July 9th, 2009 by admin

So in the age of digital cameras people are still dumb enough to take photographs of their crimes with film and have them processed by strangers:

A southern Ontario woman suing Black’s Photography over pictures of her marijuana plants will have to produce the photos in court.

Agnieska Wojtanowska says Black’s violated her Charter rights back in 2001 when a worker handed the photos over to police.

Drug charges were later dropped when the pictures were excluded as evidence because they were obtained without a search warrant.

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Lame: After Updating to Firmware 3.0 You’ll See iPhone sync error 13019

Posted in Lame, Mobile, News, Review, Software on June 17th, 2009 by admin

If you recently updated to the iPhone 3.0 firmware you may find that you can’t sync your iPhone in Windows (reports coming in from Windows 7, Vista and XP) without receiving an error. The sync is automatic after the update, and the lame part is that when it fails it will make all your media invisible to you in the iPod app.

Luckily there is a solution to this fail other than restoring from a backup (lengthy) or just throwing your Jesus Phone away:

Heres how to fix.

Unsync your music/videos or whatever isnt going onto your iphone/itouch by plugging in your device and unchecking the sync box within each multimedia tab then click apply. Let the device sync then once completed reconnect your device check all your sync tabs that you want and sync again. This should resolve the problems and sync your files.

It should only be your music and videos and some podcast that dont sync at the start but this description should fix the error 13019.

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Tags: 3.0 firmware, bug, FAIL, hack, iPhone, iPhone 3G, iTunes

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LAME: Google Fails At Math!

Posted in Lame, Software on May 15th, 2009 by admin

399,999,999,999,999 – 399,999,999,999,998 = 0

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World of Warcraft Wrath of The Lich King (WotLK) Night and Day

Posted in Kinda Lame, Screenshot, World of Warcraft on November 25th, 2008 by admin

This past Sunday I pulled off a total of 12 hours of (almost) straight World of Warcraft play, and for this I’m proud. (Screenshots below)

Below are just a few of the WoW achievements I, or Henzod rather, attained this weekend:

General:
- Going Down? – I jumped down onto the rising elevator in Warsong Hold and lived, somehow.
Dungeons:
- Ahn’kahet: The Old Kingdom – Completed this one with the guild (<EPIC FAIL>).
- Azjol-Nerub – Also completed with the guild
- The Nexus – Got a nice pug group with a Death Knight to tank.
- The Violet Hold – Different pug group, different Death Knight.
Exploration:
- Explore Howling Fjord – A lot of running around, my last stop was the island north of Utgarde Keep – and on accident.
Quests
- 1000 Quests Completed – This likely should have been completed before the last expansion, but I didn’t quest much from 56 to 60. I “grinded” Argent Dawn rep and XP for days.
Professions
- Working Night and Day – Cost a few hundred gold, but I leveled up just enough to become a Grand Master Leatherworker. Skinning was the easy (and free) one to level.

Those go with the (fun) PVP Achievements I earned in a single match:

Capture the Flag: Capture the flag in Warsong Gulch.
Ironman: Capture and carry the flag three times in Warsong Gulch without dying.
Warsong Gulch Perfection: Win Warsong Gulch with a score of 3 to 0

Screenshots of the weekend;

Drakuru is revealed after a long quest line at the end of Drak'Tharon Keep.

After playing for eight hours straight I've found myself in Grizzly Hills turning in quests left and right.

After playing for eight hours straight I've found myself in Grizzly Hills questing again.

After nine hours of play I find myself in The Violet Hold bringing the pain.

After ten hours of play I find that it's good to slow down and check the auction house for goodies and unload my bags.

After ten hours of play I find that it's time to slow down and check out and scan the auction house.

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Tags: Achievements, argent dawn rep, auction house, Dungeons, EPIC, FAIL, game, gold, Howling Fjord, mmorpg, online, quest, quest line, single match, Warsong, weekend, World of Warcraft, wotlk, Wow

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