Kinda Lame

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Hey White People, how’s it going? It’s an amazing time we live in, that’s for sure. We found out if we can say the notorious “N” word from Chris Rock (not really, but we now know the exact moment in time when it is okay!). Now we are learning that it is okay to say the once used, now retired “R” word. That’s right, retarded is making a comeback. We can even go full on retarded! It’s not offensive anymore to people with difficulties because Queen Royal of the White People said it’s okay – no word from the King Master of the White People Barack Obama however (face it, he can be the king – he is the damn President, it’s by default in ‘merica).

You see – Sarah Palin, the very same failed Vice Presidential Candidate of yesteryear, explained for us when it is okay to say retarded. The test is that if you are joking, doing it for show and trying to get a rise out of someone it is okay. Behind closed doors in anger – not okay. You can’t be going around now telling everyone they are retarded just because you are angry. But making fun of Bob the office clown’s antics at the water cooler – okay! You can tell everyone how much he “LOOKS LIKE A FACK’N RETARD!” and everyone can ROFLCOPTER till lunch.

Minorities, consult your local leadership, I can’t tell you when and where to say retarded. Queen Sarah doesn’t speak for you (but you knew that I’m sure, unless you’re retarded). This ability to be able to – run around the local theme park yelling “RETARD, RETARD!, RETARD!” is a very freeing thing. WP, you know how much you are going to love this? Grocery store, bags of frozen peas on your head and your friends yelling at your retarded ways. That’s definitely not lame.

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Sarah Palin seems to be the true anti-government candidate. If government is so bad then get out of it. Is it patriotic for you to pay taxes?

Hell yes it is.

The power to tax belongs to the people, it is our voice in Congress that levies those taxes. Government does exist out there, it’s the people – for and by in fact. Again, get out of government if it’s so bad. Stop talking about the office you are trying to attain like it’s not honorable.

I hate you and you are a nervous speaker.
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