The Onion – Greatest Hits – Man on the Street & Excess Fat Diminishes Brainpower

Posted in Comedy, Funny, Not Lame, Photo, Politics, Rant, Satire on September 16th, 2010 by admin
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“I thought there was a correlation. Its amazing how many dumb fucks are also dumb, fat fucks.”

via Excess Fat Diminishes Brainpower | The Onion – Americas Finest News Source | American Voices.

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Not Lame: The Onion Opinions On Federal Same-sex Benefits

Posted in Uncategorized on June 19th, 2009 by admin
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“How immoral! Accessing a partner’s flexible spending account to purchase prescription eyewear with pretax earnings is a right that should only be granted to those in religiously-sanctioned heterosexual relationships.”

Via TheOnion – Benefits Extended To Federal Employees Domestic Partners

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Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It | The Onion

Posted in Mobile, Not Lame on October 7th, 2008 by admin
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http://www.theonion.com/…/members_of_twisted_sister

NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. Read More

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