RUMOR ALERT: Uncle Ben’s To Compete Against Apple With Brand-New Smartphone | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

LULZ! Hoping to boost profits by cutting into the valuable market share currently occupied by Apple’s popular iPhone 4S, top American rice manufacturer Uncle Ben’s announced plans Tuesday to release its first-ever smartphone. Uncle Ben’s, a company traditionally known for producing white, whole-grain brown, and flavored rices, confirmed a Nov. Read more…

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Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It | The Onion

Couldn’t not share this one.…/members_of_twisted_sister NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. Read More (Sent from my phone)

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