Alright, let’s talk about the ultimate oxymoron in real estate: a $2 million cabin — yes, you read that right — located at 147 Dillon Rd, Baxter, TN 38544. This place is a quirky blend of jaw-dropping and head-scratching, perfect for those who live by the words “go big or go home,” or in this case, “go big and go home.”
The Living Space: What’s Inside?
Step inside this 8,760 sq ft of awesome (and occasional awkward). It’s a whole lot of house with a sprinkle of “huh?”
Bedrooms & Bathrooms: Five bedrooms and six bathrooms (because, of course, you need more bathrooms than bedrooms, duh). Need to impress? There’s also a half bath for those times when a full-size potty is just too much commitment.
Extras That Make You Go Hmm: This place seriously loves a bonus room — and who doesn’t love a good bonus, right?! We’re still trying to figure out if it’s a yoga room or just a ‘look-at-us-we-have-space-to-spare’ flex.
Climate Control, or Lack Thereof
- Heating & Cooling: The house keeps it central with electric heat and A/C because you can’t always count on Tennessee weather to cooperate. And don’t miss the strategically placed ceiling fan(s) — a swirly testament to the constant struggle between too hot and freezing.
Appliances: Because Every Dream Has Them
Expect to find the basics: dishwasher, dryer, range, refrigerator, and an antique trash compactor — relics made functional, a lot like modern art. Bragging rights for including a washer. No extra for being full of dry-clean-only clothes, though.
In and Around the Structure
High Ceilings and Hardwoods: Cathedral ceilings add height and drama; perfect if you fancy flying drones indoors! Underfoot, it’s all about the hardwoods. Forget walking — you’ll be tempted to slide in your socks like Tom Cruise in Risky Business.
Fireplace Fantasia: Snuggle up to a stone fireplace that practically insists you watch something Hallmark-approved.
Outside: Nature Lovers and Calling
The Great Outdoors: 1.73 acres of ‘Mind Your Damn Business’ woodland offer an exciting game of “find your kids without using GPS.”
Waterfront/Water View: Finally, What You Didn’t Ask For!: Experience breathtaking seasonal lake views that disappear faster than your budget during Christmas shopping. It’s a peek-a-boo of nature: here today, gone tomorrow.
Construction & Condition: Built back in the early ’00s, the architectural style is a mash-up of cabin and A-frame. It’s like if a log cabin and a treehouse had a midlife crisis meeting at a bar.
The Baxter Bottom Line
Pros:
Walk-in Closet(s): Because ample storage means never having to say, “Oh honey, where’d we put the Christmas tree decorations?”
Mountain & Lake Views: Inspire awe and retake your Instagram influencer dreams. Your selfies will literally have “WTH” (Woah-That-Home) factor.
Cons:
Septic Tank: Not many around here overly excited by septic systems — it’s like getting socks for Christmas: necessary but not thrilling.
Has View/Water View (Read the Fine Print): Prepare yourself for epic views only when nature gives a thumbs up; otherwise, expect some sparse tree gaps or puddle admiration.
Financial Bravado
At $228 per square foot, you are not just buying a home; you’re declaring lifestyle decisions with your wallet. A new loan, cash, or conventional buy is simply your next choose-your-own-adventure scenario.
Conclusion: Is It Worth $2 Million?
Sure, it’s a bit of a mixed bag, but isn’t that what makes life exciting (and slightly masochistic)? For the right buyer, this place is less about practicality and more about personality — a million-dollar contradiction wrapped in wood siding and seasonal views.
See below for images and tide your curiosity until the next time we explore the high and lows of real estate elegance and enigma.
147 Dillon Rd, Baxter, TN 38544
