Imagine a sprawling 215 acres of Colorado wilderness, where prancing deer and magnificent prize elk happily roam. Welcome to Left Hand Ranch, a property that’s more than just a home — it’s the kind of place where you can hear yourself think, cast aside city life, and wake up to the gentle rustling of Nature’s creatures.
Priced at $3,850,000, this 3,684-square-foot abode comes with a hefty price tag — or as I like to call it, “your overpriced daily latte multiplied by a couple thousand.” But don’t fret! What you get here is rich history, luxurious updates, and the kind of peace that makes you question why you ever lived in a bustling metropolis.
Home Features: Charming & Slightly Quirky
The Good Part:
This fully remodeled luxury home has heart and character, thanks to its 1993 roots and many thoughtful upgrades.
Bedrooms: 3, which means you can finally have friends over without having to break out the air mattress. The primary bedroom boasts a cozy 247 sq ft where you can contemplate life or binge on Netflix.
Bathrooms: 3 bathrooms (1 full, 1 three-quarters, and 1 half), ideal for when you and your in-laws visit or during those “I just had extra guacamole” moments.
Living Areas:
- A spacious living room (437 sq ft) for awkward family gatherings — because we all have that one relative, right?
- A dining room (242 sq ft) that’s as perfect for feasting as it is for gazing out at wildlife while pretending to enjoy quinoa salad.
- A kitchen (308 sq ft) equipped with high-end appliances and a quartz island that seats six. Say goodbye to the “why did you burn the toast?” debates and hello to gourmet suppers straight from your own culinary tournament.
Finishing Touches:
- New HVAC system (thankfully), so summers won’t be spent melting like a popsicle on the deck.
- Marvin windows and Hardie board siding are the cherry atop this structural sundae, ensuring durability while keeping out Mother Nature’s surprises.
The basement is fully walkout and incredibly functional — hello, my future game room! Oh, and did I mention there’s a stone fire pit outside for late-night campfire stories or a modest moonlit dance? Perfect for perfecting that “I may or may not have been watching too many rom-coms” vibe.
The Could Be Better:
Open Floorplan: Sure, the open concept is all the rage, but let’s face it; it can be echo-y. “Um, could you stop shouting from the kitchen? I can hear you fine.”
Outbuildings: They’re plentiful, with a 30×52 Quonset, 41×60 hay storage, and a couple of cute sheds. But do you really need five places to store your random collectibles? Or is that just me?
The Embracing Wilderness
If you’ve ever dreamt of living amidst nature’s palette, this property would make Mother Nature herself proud:
Wildlife Sanctuary: Get your binoculars ready. This place is practically a Disney film waiting to happen, with prize elk, deer, bear, and serene streams that babble sweet nothings to your soul.
Nature’s Bounty: Enjoy a naturally adjudicated spring that runs year-round at a surprisingly cool 55°F. Talk about a natural source for livestock or an impromptu cold bath; your call.
Historic Oddities: Aside from being a prime hunting retreat, the land harbors some unique gems, including Cold War-era bunkers and — wait for it — preserved dinosaur tracks. If that’s not a conversation piece at your next gathering, I don’t know what is!
Water Rights: There’s 1 North Poudre water share, currently valued at $260k per share. That’s right; owning a slice of water is hype in Colorado’s arid climate. It’s like owning real estate on liquid gold — but flatter, wet, and probably a lot heavier.
Final Thoughts
So, we’ve got a ranch that wants to impress, with all the bells and whistles you didn’t know you needed — and a few you might wonder about.
Is it flawless? Well, no property is without its quirks. This sprawling sanctuary offers unmatched beauty and some charmingly quirky aspects that may leave you scratching your head (why so many outbuildings?).
The $1,045 per square foot price tag screams investment, but the chance of lounging on an 800+ sq ft Timbertech deck overlooking all that wildlife? Priceless, my friends.
Whether you’re a hunting enthusiast, a history buff, or just someone who really really likes open skies and a view (and who doesn’t?), Left Hand Ranch is calling your name.
So, grab your hat, put your boots on, and let’s make those big Colorado dreams come true.
Check out the images below for a glimpse of this wild wonderland!
