So, you’ve been dreaming of living in your very own castle? Well, hold onto your drawbridge because the illustrious Bedford Castle, located at 2150 Robinson Ln in the charming town of Bedford, WY, has hit the market for a princely sum of $13,490,000. That’s a whole lot of gold coins, folks! But before you rush to your bank after donning your finest knight’s armor, let’s take a tour—both enchanting and mildly hilarious—through this magnificent yet slightly quirky abode.
The Castle: Where Fairytales Meet Reality
Imagine yourself as the ruler of your own kingdom, standing before a sprawling 37 Acres of land. This castle isn’t just a home; it’s practically a small country with 5 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms. And if you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by the number of family members sharing your bathroom during holidays, fear not—this place has you covered with 4 full bathrooms, 1 three-quarter bathroom, and 2 half bathrooms. That’s royal level convenience!
Featuring a Castle That Actually Looks Like a Castle
Forget about those cookie-cutter suburban homes. The Bedford Castle is a stunning homage to German architecture, reminiscent of Neuschwanstein Castle, with its grand pillars and a copper roof that shines brighter than your future (we hope). The moment you pull up, you’ll be greeted by a stately brick perimeter and lush greenery, not to mention a helipad for your occasional—totally normal—helicopter visits.
Inside: Where Luxury Meets a Little Oddity
As you step inside, prepare to be wowed by an interior that encompasses both luxury and a touch of whimsy. The castle features:
- Stone floors imported from Israel, Turkey, and China (yes, this house is world-traveled!).
- In-floor heating (so your toes can remain cozy while you stroll through your bewitching castle).
- Six fireplaces to keep the chills away all while providing that almost-too-good-to-be-true ambiance.
But let’s talk about those expansive windows that let in so much natural light you’ll feel like you’re in a vitamin D commercial. These windows look out onto the luscious landscape—perfect for appreciating those idyllic Bavarian vibes… or just watching the neighbors.
The Fun Bits: Game Rooms and Underground Tunnels
Ever wanted to feel like a secret agent? Well, get your spy gear ready because this place includes an underground tunnel system with hidden access points. Just make sure to leave breadcrumbs; you wouldn’t want to get lost in your own castle.
There’s also a game and exercise room, which is perfect for when you need a break from all that “ruling” to sweat it out with a couple rounds of foosball or a treadmill session—who says castles can’t have functional spaces?
Please Mind the Features (We Mean the Quirks!)
Now, don’t let this glowing review fool you into thinking Bedford Castle is flawless. As with any grand estate, quirks abound:
- Double coal boilers for heating? That’s fine unless you prefer the warmth of modern HVAC systems. But hey, who doesn’t love a little bit of old-world charm?
- A vault room? Sure, it’s fantastic for those who might need to hide their treasures. However, it might also require an inordinate amount of planning to avoid awkward conversations about what exactly is being stored.
- An abundant landscaped moat with a bridge? It may add to the castle’s charm, but let’s just say it could also lead to unnecessary visits from neighborhood ducks who feel this is their new hangout.
Beyond the Castle: The Grandeur of Wyoming
Surrounding this castle is the vast beauty of Wyoming, with views that will take your breath away (and possibly distract you from some of those home quirks). You’ll enjoy views of valleys, canyons, and majestic mountains. Just think of the Instagram photos you can take!
But perhaps the best part? You’re just a short drive from Yellowstone National Park! Because what’s better than returning home to your castle after a long day of wandering through natural wonders?
Financial Snapshot: Can You Swing It?
- Price per square foot: $1,424/sqft (a pretty penny but you’re living like a royal, remember?)
- Tax assessed value: $3,085,054 (not cheap, but worth it)
- Annual tax amount: $17,622 (residential castle living comes with its share of fees, apparently).
Conclusion: Could This Be Your Medieval Dream Come True?
Don’t let this unique opportunity slip through your fingers! The Bedford Castle offers a bit of everything. Sure, it boasts some quirks (who wouldn’t feel a tad overwhelmed by the vault room?), but it also encapsulates modern-day luxury wrapped in medieval charm.
Embrace your inner fairytale and find out if the walls of Bedford Castle are meant for your royal family. And as you ponder your future as a castle owner, take a look at some awe-inspiring photos of this magnificent estate below.
A castle awaits – will you be its ruler? See below for images!
