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RUMOR ALERT: Uncle Ben’s To Compete Against Apple With Brand-New Smartphone | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

LULZ! Hoping to boost profits by cutting into the valuable market share currently occupied by Apple’s popular iPhone 4S, top American rice manufacturer Uncle Ben’s announced plans Tuesday to release its first-ever smartphone. Uncle Ben’s, a company traditionally known for producing white, whole-grain brown, and flavored rices, confirmed a Nov. Read more…

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